15 Addictive Songs About Alcohol, Drugs & Substances

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15 Addictive Songs About Alcohol, Drugs & Substances features songs by bbno$, Curtis Mayfield, Doja Cat, Klovis Gaynor, Michael Jackson & Peezy.

PSA: Drugs are bad. Now that that is out of the way, I bring to you a list chock-full of alcohol 🍾 🍺 🥂, drugs 💊, and other substances. In some instances, in 15 Addictive Songs About Alcohol, Drugs & Substances, love 🥰 😘 and sex are as addictive as alcohol and drugs. And for fun, they were included under each of the 15 songs under a category of substances 🤭 😝! Anyways, there is something for everybody in 15 Addictive Songs About Alcohol, Drugs & Substances, none of which are an addiction to actual substances! The good news about this music compendium is that you CANNOT get high just reading blurbs about/listening to songs about drugs, alcohol, and substances, phew 😅! 15 Addictive Songs About Alcohol, Drugs & Substances features songs by bbno$, Curtis Mayfield, Doja Cat, Klovis Gaynor, Michael Jackson, and Peezy. So, without further ado, let’s get non-buzzed, non-drunk, non-fucked-up, non-high, non-to’-up-from-tha-flo’-up, and non-wasted from exploring these addictive songs about alcohol, drugs, and substances, shall we?!

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1. bbno$, “antidepressants”	2. Doja Cat, “I Don’t Do Drugs” (Ft. Ariana Grande)	3. Klovis Gaynor & The Urinal Cakes, “THE METH SONG”	4. Adele, “I Drink Wine”
5. Curtis Mayfield, “Freddie’s Dead”	6. The Kid LAROI, “APEROL SPRITZ”	7. Don Toliver, “Drugs N Hella Melodies” (Ft. Kali Uchis)	8. Shaboozey, “Drink Don’t Need No Mix” (Ft. BigXthaPlug)
9. Boots, “Gay Guys Drink Vodka Sodas, But Girls Do Poppers”	10. Post Malone, “Pour Me A Drink”	11. Only Fire, “Dicks & Drugs”	12. Machine Gun Kelly, “drug dealer” (Ft. Lil Wayne)
13. Peezy & BabyTron, “Psilocybin”	14. Michael Jackson, “Morphine”	15. Dead Kennedys, “Too Drunk to Fuck”

1. bbno$, “antidepressants”

“antidepressants” » bbno$ / Stem » 2025

Substances: antidepressants 💊

“I’m on them antidepressants, we feelin’ good today.” Our confident, handsome, and hilarious Canadian rapper/singer bbno$ (Alexander Gumuchian) brings it on “antidepressants”. Gumuchian penned “antidepressants” alongside Ian Roller, Valentine Brunn, and producer dwilly (David Wilson). Brief, it is another ear-catching bop from bbno$.

“Antidepressants” opens lushly, with a fluty, windchime-heavy intro. That is before more intriguing sounds arrive, including menacing synth bass, sickening synths, and pummeling drums. The groove kicks ass and takes names, no cap! As always, bbno$ drops ridiculous, profane rhymes. “Freezing from the ice, I need a peacoat / Yeah, I touch that butt, call me Nеmo,” he raps in the first verse, continuing, “Keep it white outside, Al Pacino / Asics on my feet ’cause I’m a chеap-o.” Ooh-wee! His cadence and flow remain top-notch. His agile rhymes and playful approach are indeed, “the shit,” which he says he is on the infectious chorus:

“I’m on them antidepressants, we feelin’ good today

Watch me make an entrance, yeah, I’m the shit today

Antidepressants, a-a-antidepressants

Watch me make an entrance, yeah, I’m the shit today.”

The second verse is as entertaining as the first, where bbno$ asserts, “She wanna get dick from me, I’m baby no polygamy…” Never change, bbno$. “antidepressants” is not a profound track, nor is it meant to be. But Gumuchian continues to entertain ‘something fierce’ and not take himself too seriously.

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2. Doja Cat, “I Don’t Do Drugs” (Ft. Ariana Grande)

Planet Her » Kemosabe / RCA » 2021

Substances: Love 🥰, 🚫 drugs!

“Love got me fucked up / Got me on stuck, chasin’ that rush / Had to give in, couldn’t give up / I just want you, but I don’t do drugs.” Indeed, Doja Cat, indeed! “I Don’t Do Drugs” marks one of the top-tier joints from the Grammy winner’s 2021 album, Planet Her. Furthermore, “I Don’t Do Drugs” marks another high-profile collaboration, featuring fellow Grammy winner Ariana Grande. “I Don’t Do Drugs” is an aesthetically pleasing, cool, chill ‘burner.’ The production is silky smooth (Sully and Y2K), anchored by a banging beat. Doja’s vocals are impressive, and she ensures she’s the star.

“Ever since I fell in love

Not quite like bein’ trapped

More like a sickness that

Keeps me addicted bad.”

Grande doesn’t upstage her, even given her own compelling turn on the second verse (“So, baby, can you get it from the back? / Got me purrin’ like I’m Doja Cat”). You won’t be able to keep the chorus, excerpted above, out of your head!

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3. Klovis Gaynor & The Urinal Cakes, “THE METH SONG”

SAVE ME 4 THE SPANK BANK » klovisgaynor » 2025

Substances: Methamphetamine, PCP (phencyclidine, ‘angel dust’), Four Loko & men 👱‍♂️

New York City-based queer musician, Klovis Gaynor is one of a kind. In 2025, Klovis Gaynor and The Urinal Cakes (Klovis, Brayden Baird, Dane Bundschuh, Josh Hausman, and Larah Helayne) released an ambitious debut album, SAVE ME 4 THE SPANK BANK. The title alone implies the raw and unapologetic nature of Gaynor and company, described on their website as “the sound of crying, the sound of fucking, the sound of banging pianos, distorted guitars, fear, lust, hate, cum, cum & more cum.” One of the most ear-catching songs from SAVE ME 4 THE SPANK BANK is “THE METH SONG”. Not only is cum involved in “THE METH SONG,” but so are drugs: “Meth, PCP, Four Loko / And fuck me!” Holy fuck! Even though this queer punk song is raw and rough around the edges, the musicianship is elite: creative songwriting, an authentic, playful vocal performance, brilliant, distorted guitars, and clever riffs. “THE METH SONG” is weird as fuck (and also, about fucking, too), but that is big part of its charm.

From the beginning, a lot is going on. You see, “THE METH SONG” is one of those epic musical selections where you hear something new with every listen. After listening to this gem several times, I found myself more and more drawn to it. It grows more impressive as Klovis sings about drugs, icky boys, and what sounds like filthy sex. Gaynor delivers a dramatic, emotional, and playful vocal performance. Sometimes, his pitch is flawed. That is intentional and part of the allure. The lyrics are poetic and raw to the nth degree. Klovis dips into spiritual matters, with ample blasphemy, of course! “I know Jesus was a slut / He told me in the shower,” Gaynor sings, continuing, “He showed me with his powerful tool / He made me drink, he made me vomit / Neon green, 4 Loko…” Damn, or maybe, damned… The use of Jesus’ body ‘hits different’ at the hands of Klovis. As ear-catching as the Jesus lyrics are, some of the most memorable moments occur during the centerpiece, the chorus. Here, Klovis shouts. “Old men, older the better! / Strange men, stranger the better! / Love me, know me ‘til I can’t remember / Fuck me, drug me, ‘til I get better!” Wow… speechless 😶! Also, if you were unaware, “The best lay of your life / Has always been laying down to die.” And that is how “THE METH SONG” ends. Ultimately, it is a breath of musical fresh air, even as filthy, raw, and unrefined as it is🤘.

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4. Adele, “I Drink Wine”

30 » Melted Stone / Columbia » 2021

Substances: wine 🍷

“‘Cause I need some substance in my life, somethin’ real, somethin’ that feels true,” Adele sings. Wine 🍷, right? Among the top-tier of her fourth studio album, 30, is “I Drink Wine,” the seventh track. While this ‘alcoholic’ number mentions wine (“Soaking it all up for fun, but now I only soak up wine”), it transcends it. Adele co-wrote “Wine” alongside producer extraordinaire Greg Kurstin. The song was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America® in 2022.

“I Drink Wine” is a soulful pop record about introspection, self-improvement, and, of course, L-O-V-E. Adkins takes us to church, particularly on the chorus, which features some of her most inspired vocals:

“Well, I hope I learn to get over myself

Stop tryin’ to be somebody else

Oh, I just want to love you, love you for free, yeah

‘Cause everybody wants somethin’ from me, you just want me.”

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5. Curtis Mayfield, “Freddie’s Dead”

Superfly » Warner Strategic Marketing » 1972

Substances: drugs

“Freddie’s dead / That’s what I said.” Word. Without a doubt, Curtis Mayfield is one of the greatest soul musicians of all time. Not only did he shine as a member of The Impressions, but he was a dynamic solo artist. Mayfield charted nine songs on the pop charts, including his ace-in-the-hole, “Freddie’s Dead”. “Freddie’s Dead,” the theme from the blaxploitation film Superfly, was one of two top-10 hits, peaking at number four on the Billboard Hot 100. His self-penned and self-produced “Freddie’s Dead” earned him a gold single. His Superfly soundtrack was also certified gold. Why is “Freddie’s Dead” the sugar honey iced tea? Many reasons! The instrumental accompaniment is sublime perfectly capturing the 1970s soul/funk sound. The rhythm section is tight – guitar, bass, keys, and drums. The riffs are on point. Upping the ante and expanding the timbre is the orchestra, marvelously arranged. Ear candy includes lush, soaring strings, gorgeous harp runs, warm woodwinds, and resonant brass. The backdrop is perfect for Mayfield’s instantly recognizable tenor. His voice is gentle and sweet yet packs a mean punch. He masterfully brings the melodies to life, wowing with his songwriting prowess. The theme is far less sweet than Curtis’ voice, however. “Everybody’s misused him / Ripped him off and abused him,” Mayfield sings, characterizing Fat Freddie as a drug dealer and junkie. “Another junkie plan / Pushin’ dope for the man / A terrible blow / But that’s how it goes / A Freddie’s on the corner now.” As we know, Freddie is dead, primarily because of the choices he made. Mayfield warns us, “Don’t wanna be like Freddie, now / ‘Cause Freddie’s dead,” adding, “If you don’t try [to get clean] / You’re gonna die.” Facts 💯. Gems like “Freddie’s Dead” are a testament to the enduring legacy of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee.

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6. The Kid LAROI, “APEROL SPRITZ”

“APEROL SPRITZ” » Columbia » 2024

Substances: Aperol Spritz 🍾

“Ayy, I drink Henn’, she drink Aperol Spritz / Ayy, girl, I promise you ain’t had it like this (Ayy).” She (Tate McRae) was specific in choosing Aperol Spritz as her drink, wasn’t she The Kid LAROI (Charlton Howard)? The pop singer also names his brief single “APEROL SPRITZ” (stylized in all caps). Howard penned “APEROL SPRITZ” alongside producers Devin Workman and Nico Baran. As always, he brings ample swagger to the table, asserting, “There’s a whole lotta girls up in here, but / Can’t nobody fuck with my bitch.” The rizz, the rizz, the rizz is on fire! “APEROL SPRITZ” provides a buzz. It is groovy from the beginning. It benefits from a tuneful melody in the chorus. The verses are interesting enough without being earth-shattering. In the first verse, the 21-year-old brags, “And she love me ‘cause I hit it ‘til the sunrise.” Oh, snap! In the second, he asserts, “Take you shoppin’, I’ma spend it on you just for love / I know you told me that you’re scared, but I’ma switch it up ‘cause.” Word. He assures her in the pre-chorus, despite the fineness of her friends, “You don’t gotta worry, baby, you’re mine.” “APEROL SPRITZ” is enjoyable.

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7. Don Toliver, “Drugs N Hella Melodies” (Ft. Kali Uchis)

Life of a DON » Cactus Jack / WeRunIt Ent. / Atlantic » 2021

Substances: drugs & L-O-V-E 😘

“No place I can’t go / Love ain’t here, no / Drugs and hella melodies.” Intriguing lyrics, Don Toliver. Those lyrics hail from the chorus of the Houston, Texas artist’s single, “Drugs N Hella Melodies”, from his 2021 album, Life of a DON. Toliver doesn’t sing about those drugs and melodies all by himself, enlisting R&B standout and girlfriend Kali Uchis for the assist. “Drugs N Hella Melodies” features silky smooth, soulful production work courtesy of Sir Dylan, DJ Dahi, and Los Hendrix. The backdrop is a vibe, setting up Toliver and Uchis for big-time success. Uchis delivers stunning vocals, sounding expressive, nuanced, sexy, and soulful. Her refrain ranks among the biggest selling points of “Drugs N Hella Melodies.”

“Sex full of adrenaline
This pussy put you right to sleep just like a sedative
Not to sound conceited, I’m not one to brag
But I’m the girl you needed that you never had…”

Damn, Kali! Following Uchis, Toliver brings his own warm, relatively soulful touches. First, it’s the chorus, excerpted above. Then, we get a brief first verse that’s more ‘vibe’ than substance. Later, Toliver delivers a lengthier verse, focused on love/sex (“I just wanna love you like a hundred racks / Take you out of town and never bring you back”). His chorus appears as the final lyrics of the song, with a sweet, lush musical outro. Ultimately, “Drugs N Hella Melodies” is compelling, with Don and Kali working well together.

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8. Shaboozey, “Drink Don’t Need No Mix” (Ft. BigXthaPlug)

Where I’ve Been, Isn’t Where I’m Going » American Dogwood / EMPIRE » 2024

Substances: Alcohol, including PBR & tequila 🍾 🍺 🥂

“The drink don’t need no mix, what the fuck is this? / I’m tryna get faded, baby, this ain’t gon’ do shit.” Word. Shaboozey (Collins Obinna Chibueze) had a big year in 2024. The highlight of his album, Where I’ve Been, Isn’t Where I’m Going, was the dominant, number-one hit, “A Bar Song (Tipsy)”. Even so, Where I’ve Been, Isn’t Where I’m Going has other enjoyable and entertaining moments including “Drink Don’t Need No Mix”. In the 10^th track, Chibueze taps Texas rapper BigXthaPlug (Xavier Landum) for the assist. Chibueze, Landum, Dave Cohen, and producers Sean Cook and McKay Stevens penned “Drink.” Shaboozey ‘does the damn thing’ in the first verse and the chorus (excerpted above). “Drive up to the dive bar, get PBR, that’s just how we start our nights,” Chibueze ‘sings,’ continuing, “I see them bachelorettes on Broadway and they all wanna be my wife.” Ooh-wee! As for BigXthaPlug, he exhibits his signature ear-catching flow in his guest verse (“Turnt up every day, you can tell that we winnin’ / Stay lit off tequila, Shaboozey want whiskey”). Although brief, “Drink Don’t Need No Mix” is a fun, vibe-laden number.

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9. Boots, “Gay Guys Drink Vodka Sodas, But Girls Do Poppers”

Boots Bitch (EP) » Boots Bitch » 2024

Substances: Vodka 🍾, Poppers

“Boots Bitch!” Indeed. Boots is Abhijeet (she/they, self-described ‘7ft tall Bollywood Barbie’) and Kirk. “Gay Guys Drink Vodka Sodas, But Girls Do Poppers” is the second track from the duo’s 2024 EP, fittingly titled Boots Bitch. The titular lyrics are crucial. They are repeated many, many times. “Gay guys drink vodka sodas,” Abhijeet sings thrice, adding, “Girls, girls, do poppers.” Vodka soda is entrenched in gay culture. Poppers as well. While Abhijeet claims girls do poppers, I question the context. Gay men are famous/infamous for using them… Anyways, beyond vodka sodas and poppers, variation arrives. Different alcoholic drinks are referenced, including Belvedere, Grey Goose, and Cîroc. Abhijeet sings from the perspective of a gay guy and answers as a girl:

“Do you want a shot?

Do you want a sip?

Vodka sodas are for gay guys

So, I’ll just take a hit.”

Ooh-wee! Before the final choruses, she memorably asks, “Can you believe he offered me shots? / What do I look like? A man?” Backed by sickening musical accompaniment filled with colorful synths and an infectious danceable beat (get it Kirk), “Gay Guys Drink Vodka Sodas, But Girls Do Poppers” is an entertaining dance bop well beyond its 2024 release. Gays and girls can bump to this one!

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10. Post Malone, “Pour Me A Drink”

F-1 Trillion » Mercury / Republic » 2024

Substances: alcohol 🍾 🍺 🥂, smoking 🚬 💨

Post Malone (Austin Post) embraced country music in 2024 with his sixth studio album, F-1 Trillion. In his single, “Pour Me A Drink”, Post enlisted veteran country musician Blake Shelton for the assist. Post, John Byron, Jordan Dozzi, Rocky Block, and producers Louis Bell and Charlie Handsome penned the archetypical country joint. The backdrop is country through and through with guitars (including steel guitar), keys, fiddle, and a standard rhythm section. It is sound but not surprising or extraordinary. The songwriting is narratively driven, with bad luck fueling drinking. Post Malone sings the first verse, with his signature vibrato intact. Shelton provides contrast in the second verse, sounding the best fit for the style. Post-verse, Post drops the tuneful chorus (and post-chorus), the song’s best moment, though a bit wordy.

“Somebody pour me a drink, somebody bum me a smoke

I’m ‘bout to get on a buzz, I’m ‘bout to get on a roll

Yeah, I been breakin’ my back just keepin’ up with the Joneses

Y’all know what I mean, and y’all know how it goes

When it’s up on a Friday and I’m paid, slide one over my way

I can’t even think when I can hear one callin’ my name

Somebody pour me a drink

Pour me a drink.”

Yeah, I’m drunk reading the lyrics and listening. There’s one final verse, performed mostly by Post Malone but Shelton joins for the final line. The enjoyable enough “Pour Me A Drink” ends on the corny side with an outro about – you guessed it – pouring that damn drink. Cheers 🍻!

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11. Only Fire, “Dicks & Drugs”

“Dicks & Drugs” » Only Fire » 2024

Substances: Cocaine, Ketamine, Methamphetamine & 🍆 😈

“Fuck your kisses and your hugs / I want dicks and drugs.” Oh, wow, Only Fire! The lyrics on “Dicks & Drugs” are honest and transparent – an open book. To Metal Magazine, Only Fire described himself as “an electronic artist with catchy beats and a dirty mind.” He penned and produced this bold, unapologetic dance joint. The lyrics in the verse continue: “I don’t ever pay for shit / I suck all of my plugs.” So, breaking this down. The goal is sex and illegal substances, with the payment being fellatio, aka oral sex. Noted… The lyrics don’t become tamer as “Dicks & Drugs” progresses – shocking, right 😏? “Coke, speed, ketamine / Methamphetamine / I boof it all up my ass / While his dick is in.” Damn, Daniel, rather, damn, Only Fire 😳 😳 😳! More details regarding the ‘happening’ are provided too. This includes “White stains on my panties / White stains under my nose,” and, “Pussy pretty and pink like a rose 🌹.” At one point, the desire for ‘the D’ is, um, well, pronounced!

“Give me the D, I’m burning up from all the G

Give me the D, my body shaking from the T

Give me the D, quick before I OD

Give me the D, please just put it in me.”

The lyrics speak for themselves 🍆 💦 😈. Beyond the sexed-up lyrics and playful, robotic female vocals, the accompanying instrumental is superb. The beat is infectious, the synths are tasty, and the vibe gives a seedy club. The minor-key “Dicks & Drugs” is the perfect addition to any club-oriented playlist.

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12. Machine Gun Kelly, “drug dealer” (Ft. Lil Wayne)

mainstream sellout » Bad Boy / Interscope » 2022

Substances: marijuana 💨, Percocet 💊

“If she got the good bag, I’ma pay what it’s worth / She’s my drug dealer girl, yeah.” Colson Baker aka Machine Gun Kelly is now a pop-punk singer – let that sink in. Following renewed success with Tickets to my Downfall (a platinum album), Baker maintains a melodic direction on his 2022 album, mainstream sellout. Unfortunately, the tattooed musician often misses the mark, only conjuring up a few moments, most which aren’t magical. One not-so-magical moment from mainstream sellout is “Drug Dealer.”

“I wake up, my head hurts

But she got a couple blunts and Percocets in her purse

I can’t front, I want first

If she got the good bag, I’ma pay what it’s worth.”

As you’d expect, there are ample drugs on “Drug Dealer” featuring Lil Wayne. The girl that Machine Gun Kelly references is fully stocked with all kinds of substances. Of course, not only do MGK and Lil Wayne want the drugs, but they also want ass as well. Those horny devils! In the second verse, Weezy asserts, “I’m so in love with her / My hoe, my drug dealer.” Later, he adds, “My plug is my bae, somebody stole my charger.” Wow! “Drug Dealer” may reference many substances, but it lacks much thematically.

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13. Peezy & BabyTron, “Psilocybin”

GHETTO » #Boyz Entertainment LLC / EMPIRE » 2023

Substances: Psilocybin (magic mushrooms 🍄)

“Floatin’ off the psilocybin, bouncin’ ‘round like Super Mario / Got to war wit’ the militia, you gon’ have to get yo army cloned.” Ooh wee, BabyTron! Psilocybin, for some clarity, are magic mushrooms that when consumed deliver hallucinogenic effects 😵‍💫. The Michigan rapper collaborates with rapper Peezy on “Psilocybin”. “Psilocybin” appears on Peezy’s 2023 album, GHETTO. Running just over two minutes, both rappers bring the heat. Part of the fuel for their fire is the minor-key music backdrop, which features a sickening bass line. BabyTron serves up quick rhymes, dropping plenty of entertaining bars such as “Goin’ through the motions, up and down, just catch me rollercoastin’ / Would’ve thought I drove over a skunk, ‘cause what I’m rollin’ potent.” Da-yum, what a high 💨! Peezy follows up with the second verse, compelling with his electrifying bars. Lit 🔥 from the start, he asserts, “Pop an Addy, bitch, I’m finna take you on a rollercoaster.” Oh, snap 🫰! One of his best lines, however, arrives at the end: “I’m the man around this bitch, no, they ain’t come to see you, Otis / Bro been locked up for so long, I had to look him up on OTIS / Motherfucker.” WOO! “Psilocybin” = high as fuccckkk 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫!

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14. Michael Jackson, “Morphine”

Blood on the Dance Floor » MJJ Productions, Inc. » 1997

Substances: Morphine, Demerol, opioids

“Your every lick, baby / Your dog’s a bitch, baby.” Well, yes, a bitch is a female dog, but that’s not where Michael Jackson seems to be taking with things… “Morphine” (Blood on the Dance Floor) is troubling given his untimely death at age 50 in 2009. “Morphine” is controversial because it references drugs throughout (“You just sit around just talkin’ about it / You’re takin’ morphine”). Mention of Demerol, an opioid, which used improperly, can lead to overdose or death, is what’s most controversial. Jackson, who became addicted to the opioid, died from a fatal overdose…

The eyebrow-raising ‘Demerol’ portion of “Morphine” occurs on the bridge, a stark departure from the rest of the song. Much of “Morphine” is styled in the prevalent New Jack Swing of the 90s. The bridge is dreamier, a perfect soundtrack to the effects of the drug, which Jackson sings about. “Relax / This won’t hurt you / Before I put it in / Close your eyes and count to ten,” he sings, later adding, “Close your eyes and drift away / Demerol / Demerol / Oh God, he’s taking Demerol.” Of course, ‘going under’ a drug like Demerol is a bad choice. It certainly ended the life of an icon far too soon.

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15. Dead Kennedys, “Too Drunk to Fuck”

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death » GoldState Music » 1987

Substances: Alcohol 🍾 🍺 🥂

“I’m too drunk to fuck, you’re too drunk to fuck / Too drunk to fuck.” It feels appropriate to respond with, holy fuck! American punk rock band Dead Kennedys released an ‘inappropriate’ song entitled – wait for it – “Too Drunk To Fuck”. “Too Drunk To Fuck” was released in 1981 as a single. It ultimately appeared on the band’s compilation, Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death, in 1987. While “Too Drunk” didn’t impact the charts in the US, it did achieve success in the UK, reaching number 36. That’s surprising, considering it is a song that was banned.

Is there a legitimate message with “Too Drunk To Fuck” or was it all fuckery? Well, the fucking doesn’t happen. If you drink too much, and you plan to have sex, it can be difficult aka whiskey dick. In this song, the party boy simply can’t get it up. In the first verse, Jello Biafra asserts, “I rank sixteen beers, and I started up a fight / But now I’m jaded, you’re out of luck / I’m rolling down the stars too drunk to fuck.” The innuendo is ripe in the second verse, but ultimately, he doesn’t shoot out “loads and loads of fun.” That whiskey dick don’t play! In the third and final verse, Jello settles: “You give me head, it makes it worse / Take out your fuckin’ retainer, put it in your purse.” Speechless 😶. “Too Drunk To Fuck” is a piece of work. Fast-paced, unapologetic punk, it’s a fucking good time, even if ‘good sex’ didn’t result. Jello Biafra and Dead Kennedys were brutally honest about sexual abilities post-inebriation.

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