In the 111th edition of Throwback Vibez (2025), we recollect and reflect on “Big Ten-Inch” by R&B singer and saxophonist Bull Moose Jackson.
The vibes, the vibes, those Throwback Vibez 🕶️🎶! Throwback Vibez 🕶️🎶 is a column that celebrates awesome songs from the past. The records that grace this column are older, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re ancient – no fossils 🦴! All genres of music are welcome. In the 111th edition of Throwback Vibez 🕶️🎶 (2025), we recollect and reflect on “Big Ten-Inch” performed by Bull Moose Jackson.
In 1952, risqué R&B singer and saxophonist Bull Moose Jackson (1919 – 1989) recorded a song entitled “Big Ten-Inch” or “Big Ten-Inch Record” that is ripe with sexual innuendo. Yes, he’s referencing now defunct 10-inch vinyl records, BUT we also know he is referencing the rare, ten-inch *cough* penis 😳. To be fair, Fred Weismantel wrote this risqué penis – I mean – vinyl-driven classic 🤭.
“Got me the strangest woman / Believe me this chick’s no cinch,” Jackson sings in the first verse, continuing, “But I really get her going / When I get out my big ten inch.” Holy shit schlong 🍆, Bull Moose! A bold assertion, the singer and saxophonist cleans it up quickly:
“When I get out my big ten-inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
The band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues.”
So, let me get this straight. He really gets her going with his music? Hmm. To be fair, Bull Moose Jackson is a great singer and rocks out on the sax. But let’s not kid ourselves. It is far more interesting when Jackson asserts, “I cover her with kisses / When we’re in a lover’s clinch / And when she gets all excited / She begs for my big ten-inch,” or, “Seems she goes for nothin’ / Except my big ten-inch.” I suppose she knows what she likes! Notably, Aerosmith famously covered “Big Ten-Inch Record” on their 1975 album, Toys In The Attic. Despite pushing the envelope, particularly in the 1950s, Bull Moose Jackson drops an unforgettable oldie with “Big Ten-Inch”.
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Bull Moose Jackson, Big Ten-Inch: Throwback Vibez 🕶️🎶 No. 111 (2025) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Gusto; AcatXlo, OpenClipart-Vectors, Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Speedy McVroom from Pixabay] |
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