Bo Carter, Please Warm My Weiner | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 50th edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Please Warm My Weiner” by Bo Carter.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 50^th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Please Warm My Weiner” by Bo Carter.

I got somethin’ to tell ya, baby, don’t get mad this time.” Okay, Bo Carter (1893? – 1964), what is it? “If you warm my weiner, you give me ease all up in my mind.” Wow 😳… The Hokum blues, aka dirty blues, are potent on “Please Warm My Weiner”, which dates back to 1935. No deep analysis is necessary.  Carter is not referencing the cute dog, or a hot dog, but rather his natural weiner. Accurately characterized as ribald, accompanying himself on guitar, Carter spends the entirety of the song singing about his penis 🍆. Hey, since then, there have been lots of penis songs, so…

“Please Warm My Weiner” is shocking for the 1930s. Sure, Carter avoids the explicit language of the 2020s (we’d call it a dick, most likely), but, it’s clear that he wants pleasure.  He needs warmth “‘Cause he [his weiner] really don’t feel right cold.” True 😏… but still, TMI 😳! Bo also suggests his lady (we assume) will enjoy it, too, because, “If you warm my weiner one time, you gonna want him again.” Perhaps he’s too confident about what he’s packing, but when it comes to sex, honestly, who just wants to ‘do it’ one time, especially if he… or she is hot 🥵? One has to wonder, was Bo desperate for some stimulation? “I’m beggin’ you baby, now just give your daddy one break.” Of course, daddy is used in a sexual context – not her father! That would be way over the top!  So, just remember, folks, when you hear the old folks talking about how explicit the music of the 2020s is, perhaps you should share some of those Hokum blues… they never fail to shock. “Please Warm My Weiner” is… phallic to say the least! Will someone be offended by this song? Probably, but personally, I take it with a grain of salt 🤣.